I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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