Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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