She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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