i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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