We named our party play list daddy issues
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize