why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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