it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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