But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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