isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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