i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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