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(714): View more from California

I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".

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(512): View more from Texas

why does the wii remote smell like your vag?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.

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(650): View more from California

party gras won. party gras always wins.

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(716): View more from New York

her body is proportioned like a family guy character

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(864): View more from South Carolina

its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.

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(209): View more from California

I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on

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(614): View more from Ohio

That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you

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