he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
This baby is an asshole
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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