Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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