So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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