'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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