I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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