Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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