It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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