in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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