the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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