Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
she told me i tasted like america
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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