I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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