Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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