i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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