My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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