You're a womanizer and a bitch.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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