When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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