Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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