He is an equal opportunity slut.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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