I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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