Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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