The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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