Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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