he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
