Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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