well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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