so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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