At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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