Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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