Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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