i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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