My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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