Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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