Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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