I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
