Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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