I think my fart just growled at me.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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