Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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