I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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