Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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