We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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