When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
