New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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